
Flower by Flower
I just got flowers for a lady
My motives are not shady
The truth of the matter rings true
I honor her is if she were new
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I just got flowers for a lady
My motives are not shady
The truth of the matter rings true
I honor her is if she were new
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The more I say, “no”
Truth may be revealed
Of my inner glow
Insecurities nil concealed
From there, understanding birthed
New ways of thinking unearthed
Acceptance begins
No more sins
Against those
I have a distant memory
Of a tall woman, so shimmery
Three times my size
My head up to her thighs
She wore a thin layer
Of blush and
There is a great shame
In this contemporary culture
Forgetting the origin of our name
This self-inflicted torture
Of course, value the insights of today
But, let us not
I’m as awkward as…
A hog-tied snake
A dirt farm rake
A milkless shake
A fishless lake
A red tide clam bake
A red state gay wedding cake
Arbitrary rhymes, for
Almost every day
I am celebrateful
Of almost every way
That I am grateful
Sometimes it is miniscule
Others, it is great
Sometimes it is obscure
Others, painfully forward and straight
It
Everyone I know
Is a sagely mentor
Teaching what to bolster
And what to temper
Some of my mentors
Are cautionary tales
Are wind in my sails
Lift me from my
Everyone is mocking
My trusty Christmas stocking
With its big buttons
And size for a glutton
Everyone stares in shock
At my big ‘ol Christmas sock
Yet it does have
If my house was ablaze
I would navigate the maze
To get all my stuff
My electronics, collectibles, and fluff
You know what I wouldn’t mind?
If I left
If I were a book
I’d have a peculiar look
So heavy, the shelf would rattle
With a tightly stitched saddle
It would be a collection
Of the odd
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Sorry, sorry! I just thought since you've been on this site for longer than average, you might hear me out?
Why do you do this to me, Ian...
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'Serve me better.' What deliciously vague jargon. Is this where you pretend to be me and you make me respond with a contrived form of consent because you're bold enough to assume this cute little chat interface gimmick is enough to actually get me to sign up?
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...alright, well, I'll leave it up to you.
Like this nav? It does what every marketing-oriented web designer will tell you not to do: shove as many things in your face as I can!